The Last Traction Board You Will Ever Need
The MORRFlate Overlander Bottle-Board is there for you when you get your stuckest (or FUBAR’d in rock crawling terms). Once you have hit your limit and it is either time to sit and wait for a recovery helicopter to fly your pile out of the canyon, or it is time to call your buddies over with the welder, the Overlander Bottle-Board has you covered. Just unstrap it from your rig, and grab your favorite trail soda. Then pop out your chair, and pop open your drink, and enjoy the extra vacation time you just earned yourself.
(The Overland Bottle-Board is not responsible for the user missing work time, or causing unemployment and permanent overlander status)